While everyone is waiting for Bryce Harper and Manny Machado to sign. We have a major free agent signing in the CFL.. because The Toronto Argonauts have signed Poop Johnson. His real name is shockingly not “Poop” but rather it’s Cory but he goes by Poop why you ask:
"I guess it's because I poop so much. I poop like five times a day so it's hard to keep weight when you have so much going out." – Poop Johnson pic.twitter.com/ViyDANlQEE
— Sam Cooper (@SamDCooper) February 13, 2019
Damn. 5 times a days?! Do you know anyone who can poop 5 times a day?