I never really sympathize with anyone when they do dumb things, and that won’t start today… Get ready for one of the dumbest reasons a man tried to rob a bank… A Kansas man who robbed a bank last September and told police that he was hoping to get caught so he would get prison time to escape his wife was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement after pleading guilty, the Kansas City Star reported.
This plan really backfired, buddy. Ripple handed a note to a bank teller in Kansas City demanding cash and warning he had a gun. Ripple took the money, $2,924, and went to sit in the lobby, where he told a guard he was the “guy he was looking for.”
This man clearly hates being at home. He calmly robbed the bank with a note, and literally sat on a bench waiting to be found. He didn’t want a dime. Well, the judges don’t feel bad for people like this either. He will get to be in home confinement with the one person in the world he was trying to get away from, his wife.