400,000 Have Signed A Petition To Storm Area 51 To “See Them Aliens”

Get our tin foil hats ready people! Just in case you didn’t know. People are absolutely insane. The human species is one of the most advanced but ultra crazy species on this planet. So what would a bunch of crazy people do all at once? Raid Area 51! The most protected and secretive place in history of the United States.

Source:Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to “see them aliens.”

The event, titled “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us,” is inviting users from around the world to join a “Naruto run” — a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward — into the area.

“We can move faster than their bullets,” the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

Just a hunch guys. If you are planning to attack area 51 and barge in on the most secretive place in the country you might not want to tell the whole world about your plans.

“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let’s see them aliens.”

Ok Jefro, I am sure that’s going to work.

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